Owning a house is hard. There’s all this work to do, and you have to pay for everything. But, at the end of the day, when you look at all those light switches and electrical outlets that you replaced, it’s all worth it… even if I can’t taste the flavor watermelon anymore.

Disclaimer: I did not actually electrocute myself at any time. I am awesome at handywork and the events depicted in this comic are fabricated for your amusement.